• The hotties of the week were the The Cleaning Hunk, Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, and Jack Black.
• Tom Cruise has the power to halt the re-airing of the South Park episode “Trapped in the Closet,” but you can see a portion of the episode here (be warned, it’s slow loading.)
• Recovering sex addict Michael Douglas, bashes Brangelina. Angelina Jolie takes flying lessons in France. The world is abuzz over Brad Pitt and Angelina’s possible wedding in Italy.
• In candids this week, Kimberly Stewart scared the hell out of us, Dominique Swain invents a new pose, Kimberly Stewart scares the hell out of us again, Sharon Stone promotes peace, and Tim Gunn goes to Red Lobster with Andrae.
• Lindsay Lohan has turned into a maneater – hitting on Clive Owen, Matthew McConaughey, George Clooney, and hooks up with Adrien Brody twice.
• Nicole Narain looks to take home a $3 million advance if her Colin Farrell sex tape comes to a video store near you.
• Britney Spears hearts Brad Pitt. Kevin Federline threatens to strip if his album fails.
• Charlize Theron did not dump Stuart Townsend.
• We were slightly obsessed with Jacob Preston.
• TomKat show their faces to the world once again, and rumors that they married last July surface. Nicole Kidman pregnancy rumors hit.
• Tori Spelling’s fiance has her face tattooed on his arm.

While you’re perusing this weeks gossip, have a listen to the following amazing songs. “New York” by Stephen Fretwell (Format ASX) and “How We Operate” from Gomez (formats WAX, QT, RM).