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Don’t be fooled by their delicate elfin features. Scott Weiland (of “Velvet Revolver” and “Stone Temple Pilots” fame) and his wife can throw down. Last weekend, the wild and crazy couple got into a lover’s quarrel at a hotel in Burbank, and left their room looking like the Tazmanian devil himself had had his way with several coked-up hookers. Needless to say, the hotel is not particularly pleased and is now pressing charges against the out-of-control couple.

Sources tell TMZ that Weiland and his wife Mary ripped alarm clocks and phones from their sockets and threw them, made “dents and gauges” in the walls, and that there was even blood found on some of the linens afterward. (A picture taken at the scene shows a note attached to a trash bag that says, in Spanish, “with blood.”)

Apparently, things turned sour shortly after the couple arrived at the hotel on Saturday and started loudly squabbling in front of both of their children. Classy with a capital “C,” I tell ya. It was at that point, that Weiland’s assistant whisked the youngsters away and the couple continued to go at it, full-force.

I know that Scott has a history of domestic violence, having had pleaded guilty to charges against his wife, Mary, back in December 2001, but dude, I’ve seen the guy in person and honestly, he is no bigger than my leg. And yes, my leg’s nothing to sneeze at, but still, that’s insane that such a little slip of a man is causing all this ruckus. I’m so behind on whether or not he’s still clean, but if he is pulling all of this crap sober, I really hate to imagine what the heck he gets into while wasted.