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I literally was biting into my sandwich when I just now read that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning on doing a nude photo shoot to sexy up their image. Apparently, the Beckham’s recent photo shoot for W magazine has the Scientology power couple envious and eager to portray themselves in a similar fashion. The only rule the couple have is that their photo spread be even more risque than that of Posh and Becks.
“They are already planning the various photos,” says a source close to the pair. “Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.”
Now, I’m just as big a pervert as the next guy, but I don’t think they understand what their photo-shoot would be missing that made the Beckham’s spread so sexually appealing, namely David Beckham.
(WENN)
Cameron | August 2, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Gross!!!! It would have been awesome back in Tom’s “Top Gun” days, but now it’s just icky. Do you think they’ll photoshop his moobies?
green cardigan | August 2, 2007 at 5:38 pm
those photos will require a lot of blurring, erasing, stretching and thinning out.
I hope whoever has the enviable job of taking photos of Tub Tub and Cankles in the nip, have the latest version of Photoshop.
oh my eyes | August 2, 2007 at 5:43 pm
PHOTOSHOP PHOTOSHOP PHOTOSHOP .. and bleach. B/c even the thought of that garden gnome nekkid is making me want to bleach my corneas. BLEECH. How sad, desperate and pathetic a cry for attention this whole concept is.
scorp69 | August 2, 2007 at 5:46 pm
I really hate to say it, but Tom actually looks pretty cute with his nazi hair cut.
scorp69 | August 2, 2007 at 5:46 pm
I really hate to say it, but Tom actually looks pretty cute with his nazi hair cut.
scorp69 | August 2, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I really hate to say it, but Tom actually looks pretty cute with his nazi hair cut.
sorry! (runs off to hide)
scorp69 | August 2, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I really hate to say it, but Tom actually looks pretty cute with his nazi hair cut.
sorry! (runs off to hide)
scorp69 | August 2, 2007 at 5:49 pm
oops…sorry bout the posts.
Clarisse | August 2, 2007 at 6:01 pm
And, NO! No! No! NO!!!!!
woohoo | August 2, 2007 at 6:32 pm
oh my eyes– LMAO
MsKat | August 2, 2007 at 7:06 pm
I think Tom would be okay with David Beckham joining them for the photoshoot
lookwhaticando | August 2, 2007 at 7:20 pm
No body wants to see Tom’s old short ass nakee, please say it aint so,
Pen | August 2, 2007 at 10:45 pm
anyone notice how katie looks happy when she’s with friends but not when she’s with tom. their kid looks older than they say – maybe that’s why they hid her for six months. i loved the beckham pictures but GROSS if this couple do some.
devil | August 2, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Well, Tom is gross and Posh is REALLY gross. How about a photo shoot of Becks and Katie?
Zekers | August 3, 2007 at 6:59 am
This just can’t be true…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Prick Up Your ears | August 3, 2007 at 9:36 am
The photo shoot of Posh and Becks was pretty hot.
Well, Becks was hot at least….
Tomkat, stop trying so hard.
hmweis1 | August 3, 2007 at 11:11 am
1. This sounds made up. 2. ew.