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When I was younger, I spent countless hours watching my big bother Mike play Resident Evil on Playstation.  Alice, oh Alice, oh how I loved watching you run around with your big gun.  Almost eaten alive, yet still you survive. You have heart girl.  That must make you even more tasty to them nasty zombies! And in 3D??? I bet my post puberty bro never thought he’d get to see all that action in up close and personal. Like eat your brain personal.

Anyway, I am not much of a gamer, so if I lack the necessary enthusiasm for Paul W.S. Andersons next Resident Evil : Afterlife 3D franchise installment, please forgive me, and leave your comments after the jump to help enlighten me on its merit.  But, please do understand, that Milla Jovovich, and Ali Larters M.I.L.F.-ness is definitely NOT lost on this soul. Adding Wentworth Miller to the mix just can’t make it any easier for the ladies to say yes to changing up the Rom-Com date night formula, and save a few poor blokes from having to suffer for their supper. Them and all the Gay boyz fixin for a post prison Wentworth hit.