In a video post on the Friends or Enemies.com website, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson joke about making a baby while chilling out in what looks like a hotel room somewhere. At least, that’s what I gathered from this mostly unintelligible video the two of them made. Now, I know it’s all fun and games on-camera, but let’s stop and think for a moment just what kind of child would result from this pairing of DNA.
First off, they’d run the risk that Ashlee’s old nose would re-emerge in their spawn. Sideswept, greasy bangs are a must, as well as a desire to work in the music industry. Or, all bets would be off with the baby coming out looking exactly like Ash’s sister, Jessica, which would be fantastic. Grandpa Joe would be all over that one.
Although, all jokes aside, Ashlee’s hair actually looks really good in this picture.
Photos: INFDaily.com
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PLEASE don’t make babies!!!
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
That would just be so wrong.
Am I the only one that thinks Ashlee is better looking than her tranny sister, new nose or old?
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This is the stupidest video I have ever seen and I can’t believe I took the time to actually watch it. It is about as entertaining as some of the videos my friends and I have made.
I also think that Ashley is the better of the two.
In looks and music… actually in everything really.
Wow! that is a scary thought, their baby would be the Antichrist for music.
they are so happy! yesterday i knew a dating site named http://interracialmatch.com. today it’s the most famous dating site. it’s free! maybe can have a try.
I loved it. I feel like I am the only one that adore Pete and Ashlee. I love her better since she started dating him. Just saying.
I found him at one big site, it seems that is MillMatch.com. Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true. I will tell you the results soon.
Yeah, and most probably papa joe will be there to give them moral support.
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uhh, i personally hate ashlee simpson.
i think that pete wentz (lover dover) can do way better (me)!
and like uhh, she totally goes against everything he believes in.
like she’s all fucking commercial, and he hates that.
well, i guess he did… idk, i’m just like BLEH, NO NOT ASHLEE SIMPSON ANYBODY ELSE (me me me pick me!!!)!
uhh, i personally hate ashlee simpson.
i think that pete wentz (lover dover) can do way better (me)!
and like uhh, she totally goes against everything he believes in.
like she’s all fucking commercial, and he hates that.
well, i guess he did… idk, i’m just like BLEH, NO NOT ASHLEE SIMPSON ANYBODY ELSE (me me me pick me!!!)!
uhh, i personally hate ashlee simpson.
i think that pete wentz (lover dover) can do way better (me)!
and like uhh, she totally goes against everything he believes in.
like she’s all fucking commercial, and he hates that.
well, i guess he did… idk, i’m just like BLEH, NO NOT ASHLEE SIMPSON ANYBODY ELSE (me me me pick me!!!)!
who gives a dam about there lives. if they wanna have kids..theyll have kids. if they break up heaps of girls will be happy. either way its not like its realy gonna affect anyones lives. unless you became pete wentzs next gf or something
pete should b mine. i deserve him more.muhahahahahahaha! ashlee is a whore she is just not good enough 4 pete. but i am! and our baby would b soooo much cuter!
OMG PETE WENTZ IS MINE!
this is soooo depressing.
no babies.
well, at least she’s pretty.
—-PETE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
its okay you can bang me later
LOL…and now they have made a baby and it is all smiles…=)
i fucking love pete and ashlee…there such an awesome real couple…and thats hard to get when you live in out day and age!! haha…
rock on…and there gunna have a beautifully stunning girl or boy…=)
good luck to em both…there mint as F**K =)
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