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Seriously – you know we’re bereft of material if you read the above headline. It’s like an “Onion” headline but real. Anyway, Wes Craven directed “Scream” and other hot horror properties and even one where Meryl Steep teaches violin. So he has my vote. He’s salty because Pauly Shore didn’t take care of his lawn and it slid down a hill onto his. I’d be pissed, too. Who the hell wants that jackass’ watery soil raining down on your Freddy Krueger birdbath? The nerve of some people.

In court papers obtained by Usmagazine.com, Craven claims that Shore failed to maintain or repair his yard. As a result, Craven alleges that water from Shore’s pool, spa and sprinklers sloped onto his property and caused a landslide on December 19, 2006. Craven is asking that Shore pay the cost to repair the damage and other related fees.

Wes also says he suffered “severeemotional distress and anxiety” during the landslide. Uh, does he recall what he put on screen during “Last House On The Left”? That didn’t faze his ass but mud did? I love me some Wes Craven, but let’s cowboy up here, shall we?