Anyone? Anyone?
Could it be that a certain big-screen heartthrob has been throbbing all by his lonesome? So say sources close to the wild man, who tell me that he’s never been lucky in love – with either sex. That’s lots of lonely knights. How does he spell relief? D-I-L-D-O. That’s how. Hopefully, he won’t get a splinter.
(Source: Filth2Go)














Charleton Heston? Gotta be.
Second guess: Woody Harrelson – why else the splinter reference? No, second thought, I’m sticking with Heston
Richard Gere? No, I think he’s married…
But a big clue would the be “knight” reference…
How about Sean Connery?