(WENN)

Not that I’m necessarily a big fan of double-dating with my ex and our new significant others, but I tend to like leaving the relationship without ending up with a bounty on my head. But Anne Heche seems to take some kind of sick pleasure in leaving a trail of angry exes behind her. Per usual, she went about ending her marriage with the same delicate touch of a surgeon using a chainsaw to perform an appendectomy and is nutso, according to her future ex-husband, Coley Laffoon. Laffooon’s filed papers to a judge requesting joint custody of their son, Homer, citing her “poor parenting skills” as well as a history of “bizarre and delusional behavior.”

In the papers, Laffoon claims that Anne once didn’t put Homer in a car seat, she often cusses in front of the child, and packed school lunches that Homer “did not like.” Laffoon added that his prior experience as a nanny and a summer camp counselor justify giving him joint custody.

I’d feel pretty bad if I were Anne’s lawyer right about now. The only thing I can think of in her defense is that she has really good…hair?