After leaving “The View,” losing all of the weight she’d hoped to, and having that wedding she was planning for what felt like FOREVER, Star Jones seems to have been left with nary a project to work on. Or at least she did until I just read that she’s going to be guest-starring on an episode of Law & Order: SVU as (you guessed it) a lawyer. It’s set to to air during May sweeps and will also star Ludacris.
I think the episode would end up being much more entertaining if it were Tracy Morgan playing Star Jones playing a LAW-YAH.




























hmweis1 | March 5, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Is it just me, or did she actually look better before she had half herself removed?
phat_chuy | March 5, 2007 at 1:01 pm
i agree – ho looked way better and about 37 years younger with some meat on her sorry ass bones.
tina | March 5, 2007 at 1:09 pm
is star nicole richie’s biological mother?
Jennyo | March 5, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Thank you tina!! i swear to God everytime i see her, i see nicole!!
amle | March 5, 2007 at 2:03 pm
YIKES!!! I am blinded.
lizze | March 5, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Oh MY … she look like one of those aliens … the invasion has started!
-A | March 5, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Behold. The worlds only, life sized, and alive, bobble head doll.
She’s like the prototype for what parents use to scare their children into submission. “Do your chores or one day you’ll end up looking like Post Surgery Star Jones.” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
lazlo | March 5, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Who Star Jones anyway, that any ink is dedicated to her?
chichi | March 5, 2007 at 6:05 pm
She was pretty as a big woman then she married that gay man and it’s like he sucked the life and career out of her, figuratively of course because we know Al would never go there.
Randi | March 5, 2007 at 10:00 pm
I hope she feels better at this weight ’cause it sure didn’t pan out looks wise. Still prefer her to Rosie though.
Photochick | March 5, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Good Lord she looks horrific. WHY would you wear something THAT SHOWS THE SCAR from your breast reduction surgery??? WHYYYYYY?? She needs to get a face lift NOWWWWWW! All that saggy skin is just DISSSGUSTTINGGGG. She looked better before. I agree with everyone. She looks OLDDDDDD! I saw a picture of her standing next to Vivica Fox the other day – and they had on the same kind of shirt. Oh dear lord, it was horrible. Star is ALOT thinner than Vivica. And looks HORRIBLE! Titties lOOK BAD. Stretch marks and saggy. She NEEDS IMPLANTS NOWWWWWWWW! I know she almost died last time, but I would risk it. Then she could have some cleavage to cover up that scar that she LOVES TO ROCK! BLECH!
Cami | March 6, 2007 at 7:00 am
Damn! her eyes are far apart… Do they even know each other? She looks like E.T., an attention seeking whore version.
Pass the Potatoes Please | March 6, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Okay, you know when a person can sometime look better heavier?
Yeah.
Vee | March 10, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Forrest Whitaker looked better fat too.