Where in the World is J. Harvey?

July 9th, 2007 // 5 Comments

For those of you who may have noticed, J. Harvey did not do any writing for today. That is because he was fired…for being AWESOME!!! Just kidding! I know, that was absolutely terrible. J. is simply on vacation all this week, enjoying a cruise with one Rosie O’Donnell, because, apparently, he’s a lesbian with children. Just kidding, again! Being a lesbian with children is not a requirement to go on those cruises, hence, we all just learned something new. In any case, while Mr. J. is enjoying some rousting rounds of shuffleboard and build-your-own margaritas, the rest of us will be toiling here at ASL, hoping to bring you the gossip despite the fact that it feels like my left arm is missing. OMG, I’m so dramatic…

In any case, J. will be sure to report back with stories of cruisey craziness and I absolutely cannot wait. But until then, please enjoy the gossipy goodness that we have for you and know that very, very soon, Daddy J. will be home. He loves you all. Especially me.

By LT

  1. Ashley

    Oh Lisa, you make me laugh.

  2. 2 Old 4 This

    And here I thought he’d be “cruising” Bear Week in P-town!

  3. Claud

    Damn! I miss J like a child misses his blanket!

  4. td9295

    Have fun J! I wish I was there. Hopefully you will have a better understanding of Ro. She’s a good person. Just hot tempered sometimes. But she WILL apologize, if she thinks she’s in the wrong. For instance, she did apologize to the woman about the insensitive, cancer remark.

  5. Aly

    I may not like everything Ro does, but as the only child of a lesbian (who turned out extremely well!) I admire her for creating an accepting atmosphere for “family” families to mingle and not feel out of place. Have a blast J!!

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