Whitney Port’s An Ass

January 12th, 2009 // 7 Comments

Kind of a sad ass. I can hear it crying now.

Anywho, Whitney Port is enjoying a fake vacation (she’s filming The City) in Miami beach with her boyfriend, Australian rocker Jay Lyon of the band Tamarama. Lyon is apparently scraping the bottom of the barrel by dating Whitney, since he’s previously dating Orlando Bloom‘s girlfriend Miranda Kerr.

He also dated Tara Reid, so Jay Lyon’s standards are questionable.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos of Whitney Port, Jay Lyon and friends in the gallery!


Kind of a sad ass. I can hear it crying now. Anywho, Whitney Port is enjoying a fake vacation (she’s filming The City) in Miami beach with her boyfriend, Australian rocker Jay Lyon of the band Tamarama. Lyon is apparently scraping the bottom of the barrel by dating Whitney, since he’s previously dating Orlando Bloom‘s girlfriend Miranda Kerr. He also dated Tara Reid, so Jay Lyon’s standards are questionable.Check out all 20+ photos of Whitney Port, Jay Lyon and friends in the gallery!

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. tony the tiger

    her boyfriend Jay has absolutely no body.

    and they did a horrible job waxing the hair on his chest.

    he must be hoping for some serious mileage for his singing career to put up with her pasty white ass

    then again he isn’t much of a looker himself

  2. misslala

    Ummm…they look like regular people so…should she be anorexic and nasty with fake boobs and an orange tan instead?

  3. jjj

    WHO is that skeleton in the last pic to the left?!?!?! He’s skinnier than Whitney and paler too! Now THAT’S scary :/

  4. adam

    you are all shit heads!!! Jay is the best!! such a great guy!! stop hating!!!! I love Tamarama

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