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WHOOPS!
Hey readers, the next time you’re feeling sex-ay and want to spread the glory of your bare titties across the cellular stratosphere, please, please, please make sure you’ve got the right name selected in your contacts. It is rule number one when sending nude pictures.
Lily there’s-nothing-wrong-with-a-little-cocaine Allen made a teensy, wittle mistake when she sent a gratuitous titty text to Ricky Wilson, frontman for the Kaiser Chiefs, when she meant for it to go to some other Ricky.
Lily’s a bit foggy with all these technological advances. She thinks Facebook is a new-fangled way to enact revenge on someone, for Godsakes.
She said the text was intended for 80s singer Ricky Astley, everyone took this as a joke, but we’re not entirely sure why. Lily does have a thing for older, graying men who hit their peak before she was even conceived. Ricky Astley seems a good a guess as any.
Maybe Rick Springfield? Rick Schroder?
View a gallery of Lily Allen leaving the Ivy Club here!
WHOOPS!Hey readers, the next time you’re feeling sex-ay and want to spread the glory of your bare titties across the cellular stratosphere, please, please, please make sure you’ve got the right name selected in your contacts. It is rule number one when sending nude pictures. Lily there’s-nothing-wrong-with-a-little-cocaine Allen made a teensy, wittle mistake when she sent a gratuitous titty text to Ricky Wilson, frontman for the Kaiser Chiefs, when she meant for it to go to some other Ricky.
Lily’s a bit foggy with all these technological advances. She thinks Facebook is a new-fangled way to enact revenge on someone, for Godsakes.She said the text was intended for 80s singer Ricky Astley, everyone took this as a joke, but we’re not entirely sure why. Lily does have a thing for older, graying men who hit their peak before she was even conceived. Ricky Astley seems a good a guess as any. Maybe Rick Springfield? Rick Schroder?
View a gallry of Lily Allen leaving the Ivy Club here!
Blue Veleveeta | January 20, 2009 at 11:47 am
what a twit…I loved her first record when it came out now I hope I never see/hear her or about her antics ever again.
Mark C | April 5, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Right, she’s foggy on the technical advances – which is why she managed to become an uber famous pop star posting her music on youtube.
Very intelligent commentary here.