Who’s Dating A Zebra?

September 29th, 2005 // 59 Comments

Ooops. It’s actually Charlotte Church.

(There was a little mistake in the title of this post earlier).

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  1. c

    Wow… She’s one scary old lady…

  2. g.electra

    I think she looks very cute! She kind of looks like that model–Sophie Dahl.

  3. Laura Lord Belle

    It is Janet Jackson ..seriously!!

  4. Lacey

    I think she’s pretty but her hair isn’t very flattering nor the jacket.
    He’s easy on the eyes, that’s for sure.

  5. Jane

    LARRRGGGEEE BARRRRRGGGEEE!!!!!!

  6. Heygirrrl

    uhhh…just because she’s not a size 1, 2 or half (yes thats an actual size) doesn’t mean she’s a “wide load”, a-holes. Its people like YOU!!! She has a great, very proportionate figure….however she def needs a new stylist, her outfits have not been very flattering as of late.

  7. KIM

    why does everybody give this girl a hard time ?

  8. yikes

    Priscilla Presley got fat

  9. the blog makes fun of lindsay and the other chicklets for being too thin, and now it’s making fun of someone for being healthy looking. think i’m done with this site.

  10. mischa

    Oh shut up. On this site we make fun of everyone. I’m sure you’re gonna get a couple comin your way.

  11. The Real Ian !

    i think church is hot she is a sexy thick young woman and would love to hit it

  12. Smart Ian

    Hey The Real Ian !: Always glad to see your posts. I feel like Einstein!! Smart Ian

  13. j

    I don’t think she’s fat.

    I DO think her hair looks like mine does when I wake up in the morning and put on a headband to wash my face. Just kinda scruffy and flat and BLAH.

    I also think her eyebrows are too severe.

  14. erica

    Maybe it’s the birth control???

  15. Blindqueen

    I thought it was Annette Benning. She looks much older but I won’t complain about her size. I’m a bit of a wide load myself.

  16. Amy <3

    Everyone is born with a different body and frame. It’s just all about how you dress that frame, and how you take care of that body, in a healthy and constructive manner. I think Beyonce is the definition of a sexy woman, and she’s not anorexic by any means. She has hips, curves, an actual ass. She embraces those aspects of herself.

    Secondly, A lot of the time, people can appear bigger/smaller depending on the outfit they’re wearing, or how they angle their bodies. Thats why you see Paris Hilton, Hohan, and Nicole Richie always angling their bodies and tilting her head…to make them appear skinnier.
    Church’s ugly zebra print jacket, draws a bad horizontal line across her body…if she picked something more body-conscious, she would’ve looked good.

  17. tempy

    GUYS!!!!!

    I am so tired of seeing men/boys/queens/whatever
    WITH THEIR HAIR STICKING UP ALL OVER THEIR HEAD. It was cute for a minute, but now it looks so stoopid. I’m tired of seeing hot guys look like Don King or HeatMiser. Please go back to the old combed styles.

    Thank you very much.

  18. Girly Girl

    MIU FAN: Go away. We’re not at a site called ‘A Socialite’s Life’ to gush over crappy C List movie stars who are stylistically challenged. Don’t like our commentary? Go join the fucking Peace Corps.

    MISCHA: Love you. Kisses.

  19. heygirrrl

    that pic of someone bending over in a car is Janet Jackson. Do your effin research Mia. and LAY OFF Charlotte!

    TRUTH source: http://popsugar.com/?p=3334

  20. Quite frankly

    I’m my opinion Kate Moss is the epiphany of sexy, healthy and well maintained. She has a great physique and always looks tantalizing, especially when she’s busting nice big fat rails off a CD case.
    Amy <3 your comment makes no sense. With an attitude like that you’ll fall miles behind the troop. Some people need to start thinking for themselves.

  21. Quite frankly

    By the way Amy <3, did I mention you annoy me.

  22. heygirrrl

    correction: do your effin research MIU! whatever your fake name is. excuuuuuuuuuuse me. xoxo

  23. Satan's Lapdog

    Eff you fat broads saying she’s got a “healthy”, “normal” figure. She’s a bulldozer. Lose some weight! Especially if you want to make it in this business.

  24. Amy <3 Fan

    Hey Quite frankly, wtf does this mean? – “Kate Moss is the epiphany of sexy, healthy and well maintained.” Epiphany? Haha, dildo. Some people need to just plain THINK.

  25. skinnyminnie

    what a porker!

  26. Charlie's boys

    hey Church lady, do a few blow like you know who and slim down-just make sure you don’t get caught.
    You look down right fat and dowdy and UGLY.I thought you was his Ma Ma.(is he being paid?)
    oh , by the way, get a stylist please,atleast when you make your next public appearance.As far as we are concerned , you can wear a potato sag at home and we won’t give a f**k.

  27. Trisha

    I agree with Amy. Charlotte Church is just wearing a really shitty outfit. She is gorgeous. We’ve seen the pictures of her in a bikini, and the girl is by no means fat.

  28. anon

    I knew she was larger, but I dont think she is quite that big. bad photo maybe? All I know is I’m sure glad I am not as big as that!

  29. Amy <3

    ‘Quite frankly’ in case you weren’t aware Kate Moss, is an anorexic, coke-fiend. Last time I checked, those weren’t the prerequisites for a “healthy and well maintained” woman.
    In regards to her being tantalizing: Sexiness is in the eye of the beholder. If you find a rack of bones sexy, then good for you. :)

  30. Jo

    That is one HUUUUUUUUUUGE B1TCH!

  31. Jo

    Is she famous? What does she do?

  32. Jazzy

    I agree with Heygirrrl, you guys need to stop. The woman is actually normal and you talk about her like she’s a friggin ton or something. STOP IT ALREADY!!!! Some people don’t want to be built like an 8 year old boy.

  33. Girly Girl

    Um- I don’t want to jump in the fray- but a week ago they were pictures of her cavorting in a bikini on a boat with her boyfriend and the girl is hot… she ISNT Kate Moss thin, but unless you are lining up rails on a dirty bathroom counter in the middle of the night, few people are…

    I concur. Shitty outfit. Fire the stylist. Or hire one.

  34. Jo

    She looked like a FAT BEAST in those pics by the beach! And she looked like a dirty whore too! That guy’s hand was dissapeared in her fat A$$

  35. Sha'Quanda

    She looks like she ate J-Lo for lunch!
    She’s a big momma!

  36. Jalila

    GET GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY LADY!

  37. LaKeisha

    SIR MIX A LOT WOULD LOVE HER!

  38. YoLandita

    CHARLOTTE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD EAT A CHURCH!

  39. Jo

    …and Amy <3 Fan is Right!! Beyonce looks good…there are plenty of girls that are not anorexic and still look good…you don’t have to be super thin…but this girl is a Hippopotomus!

  40. moss is boss

    Tee hee hee. I love bitchin’.

    Amy<3: This one’s for you….
    Obviously you’re no Sherlock. You wouldn’t know a hint of sarcasm if it slapped you in the face like a wet dink. Do you think someone would actually say the words “always looks tantalizing, especially when she’s busting nice big fat rails off a CD case” without cackling behind their keyboard at their own blatant contradictions? But seriously…….

  41. ShaNay-Nay

    “FAT ALWAYS LOSES” ~ J.C.S

  42. WURNOBEEF

    W U R N O B E E E E E E E F!

  43. Silasdog

    WIDE LOAD

  44. grammar police

    its epitome, retard….not epiphany

  45. J-LO IS A MONSTER

    YES, SHE’S GOT A WIDE LOAD, BUT J-LO CAN PUT LICENSE PLATES ON EACH CHEEK. MARC ANTHONY NEEDS TO CUT HER ASS OFF WITH A CHAINSAW … AND THAT MEAT CAN FEED ALL OF AFRICA FOR A DAY!
    AND J-LO IS A DIRTY SPIC BEAST TOO!

  46. PIGS-R-US

    ATKINS ANYONE?

  47. y'all are crazy

    guys Richard Simmons is chained to a fork, what are you doing ranting about FAT Charlotte Church.

  48. Estoy Usando el Internets

    ROFL @ y’all are crazy.

    We need to mobilize and free poor flaming Dick from that scary chained erotic fork of doom!

  49. A Boy and His Dog

    I really have nothing to say, I just wanted to be the 50th post.

    But… since I’m here… Ditch the bitch, make the switch, the cow’s boyfriend is a hottie, even with the “I just got the shit scared out of me” hair don’t.

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