Eminem. No doubt.

don’tcha just love the way marriage changes people.

sarcasm out.

Yeah, but can it rap?

(It can?)

Is that really Eminem? He looks different! Is he wearing makeup? Maybe the hat is pulled down over his head so tightly that his face looks fat. ?!?!?!

It does look like he’s wearing makeup!
He has a nice plump ass, it doesn’t seem like it fits the rest of his body.
And he looks tan – honeymoon I guess?

his ass looks very tanned, waxed and polished. but it’s not as frightening as his face! he almost looks as plastic as amanda lepore.

I cant believe this but it really looks to me that Em got his eyes done and his lips even look weird. God, is anyone safe from the wrath of plastic surgery?

why is he wearing make-up?
and
why do he some how look like michael jackson in the face?

He looks so wierd. His ass looks too good to be true almost as if it’s be touched up.

maybe he’s pulling an Axel Rose?

Anyone remember how Axl Rose looked during the MTV Music Video Award a few years ago? He reminds me of how Axel looked that night… but w/Jessica Simpson lips.

uh…that boy has DEFINITELY had surgery.

the eyes and the lips look totally different.

he looks very FEM in those pics.

I thought he looked more fem than his wife in the wedding photo.

He’s washed up anyway……next.

Howdie Doodie with a full face lift. So much for street cred…

Hellllllllllllloooooooooooooo Botox. He can’t move his face muscles at all! His expression is the same in every picture!

For some reason lookin at his butt grosses me out. Its so polished and shiny. It looks like he applied bronze to it. I still got love for eminem but damn …. :/

OMG. He’s a big bottomed transexual now?

i noticed he looked weird on his wedding photo as well… bad botox?

Are we even sure this is him? I mean it’s obviously his party, but that does not look like him at all.

He is so gay. His ass is to pretty. and he loves showing it off a bit too much. I really do think he is gay. And if he is I wish he would just come out of the closet! Nice ass though!

he is starting to go for the boy george look

He has a nice ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats soo stupid he should grow up!

His daughter is gonna be made fun of soo much at school now!! lol…

Nice work on the face, E! Now you look like Lance Bass’ mentally challenged brother.

that is not Eminem…

How gauche. He looks likes he’s packed on about 25 pounds and is hiding behind scary tack-ridden workout clothes – just goes to show you can have all the money in the world and not one bit of class.

AHHGHHHHHH! MY EYES!!! FOR GOD SAKES MY EYES!!! FIRST THAT THING NEXT TO FERGIE AND NOW THIS! MY POOR FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#$#%$^
WTF IS THAT ASS A STRAP ON OR IS HE FOR REAL? OMFG NASTY NASTY NASTY.

wow. okay am i the only one turned on by Em’s chunky ass? I wanna grab it – stuff my face in it. He looks really sad in those pictures though. Honey, shoulda married me! He can help me raise the baby!

Dag!

How ironic, there’s one of those free iPod ad’s featuring Em looking all hot and sexy, way back in his 15… more like 5 minutes of fame. What the hell happened to him??

He is fake, disgusting, and ugly.

I think he just got fat. Look at the size of his calf!

i’m glad people are starting to see this man is gay (…well, he’s also become a little more obvious).let me walk you through all the signs:

-LOVES dressing up in girl clothes (done so in about 5 of his music videos)….uses parody as cover up

-loves dissin females (Brit, Christina, Mariah…the list goes on)

-tries to come across as a homophobe (common sign)

-and now….HE WEARS MAKE-UP!!!

That Dammm Kim!!! she done drove the poor boy crazzzzzy!

It looks like hes had bkwards botox can he even move his face dis is wa dat woman has dun 2 him bring the old fit em bk n get rid of the biatch whos cahngin him :(

Ya his face looks quite dodgey I first noticed something about it in the ‘ass like that’ video those things have just been accentuated. when I think about it – He never was one to be gifted with the good looks (not saying he’s bad. But anyway HIS ASS! that’s a different matter, one of the best butts i’ve ever seen. It seems hotter than ever – a nice hairless tanned fat ass i wanna plant my face in the middle of his buttox and suck.

Why does EM look like a lesbian?????