Why I Take Drugs

August 9th, 2007 // 1 Comment

The 1978 Japanese version of Spiderman, featuring Portuguese subtitles and first generation Transformers.

Third generation vampiric Nellie Olsen (previously performed by Kirsten Dunst) tells Broadway musical versions of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt that she, much like iconic Veruca Salt, wants more and wants it now. My Gay (Undead) Dads, featuring the music of Elton John.

A Vangelis inspired soundtrack adds a certain je ne sais quoi to a montage of little Melissa Gilbert facing her weekly moral dillema on La Petite Maison dans la Prairie.

Coming to you live from Jerusalem: Isralei drag queens, in vintage Donna Martin, perform the seminal Puerto Rican ode to the United States.

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  1. xxxx | August 9, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    The Spiderman subtitles are in Portuguese, not Spanish.

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