Why Not Go As the Naked Chef This Halloween?

October 31st, 2007 // 14 Comments

All you’d need is a strategically placed pot or salad bowl and you’ll be good to go. Check out the “costumes” after the jump.

By Michael Prieve

  1. Vishaal

    HOT HOT HOT HOT

  2. I don’t think this GUY is more hotter than Zac Efron.

    You can compare it here

  3. Starbucks

    I’m sorry it is just not sanitary to cook in the nude…

  4. Zekers

    I think I’d be willing to risk it, Starbucks, except the bowl-stirrer…not fond of steel-wool in my food.

  5. Noname

    “Somewhere, someone, is tired of putting up with his shit.”

  6. stolidog

    well, these guys don’t look gay at all, huh?

  7. Billy

    Nothing like a little man-chowder on your dinner plate, icky

  8. aw!

    these guys are hot! why are they covering up the goods, though?

  9. ricki lake

    This is from Cosmo from sooooooooo long ago. 3+ years, I remember these boys vividly. They started the trend of having the 4 hot nude/almost nude guy pictorial spread in every issue. I don’t buy that trash anymore though.

  10. green cardigan

    To be honest, a photo spread of Russell Crowe cooking in the nip would have more appeal for me.

    All the perfect muscles, teeth and hairstyles are B O R I N G. Give me flab and an attitude problem over that, anyday ;)

  11. Batmamma

    LOL! The comments have me rolling…steel-wool in my food – hysterical! Maybe not sanitary, no, but also dangerous, don’t ya think? Wouldn’t there be a risk of burns to a man’s special purpose whilst cooking nude?

  12. labsnabys

    The photo captions are only slightly cheesier than the pictures themselves.

  13. Cara

    These photos have been around for a few years – a friend emailed them to me ages ago. Definitely hot, but nothing new.

  14. wally

    They’re from Austrlian Cosmo… or Cleo… from, like, 2002.

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