All you’d need is a strategically placed pot or salad bowl and you’ll be good to go. Check out the “costumes” after the jump.
Why Not Go As the Naked Chef This Halloween?
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Vishaal | October 31, 2007 at 11:15 am
HOT HOT HOT HOT
Kj Malc | October 31, 2007 at 11:34 am
I don’t think this GUY is more hotter than Zac Efron.
You can compare it here
Starbucks | October 31, 2007 at 11:40 am
I’m sorry it is just not sanitary to cook in the nude…
Zekers | October 31, 2007 at 11:55 am
I think I’d be willing to risk it, Starbucks, except the bowl-stirrer…not fond of steel-wool in my food.
Noname | October 31, 2007 at 12:23 pm
“Somewhere, someone, is tired of putting up with his shit.”
stolidog | October 31, 2007 at 1:10 pm
well, these guys don’t look gay at all, huh?
Billy | October 31, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Nothing like a little man-chowder on your dinner plate, icky
aw! | October 31, 2007 at 2:40 pm
these guys are hot! why are they covering up the goods, though?
ricki lake | October 31, 2007 at 3:27 pm
This is from Cosmo from sooooooooo long ago. 3+ years, I remember these boys vividly. They started the trend of having the 4 hot nude/almost nude guy pictorial spread in every issue. I don’t buy that trash anymore though.
green cardigan | October 31, 2007 at 3:52 pm
To be honest, a photo spread of Russell Crowe cooking in the nip would have more appeal for me.
All the perfect muscles, teeth and hairstyles are B O R I N G. Give me flab and an attitude problem over that, anyday ;)
Batmamma | October 31, 2007 at 7:44 pm
LOL! The comments have me rolling…steel-wool in my food – hysterical! Maybe not sanitary, no, but also dangerous, don’t ya think? Wouldn’t there be a risk of burns to a man’s special purpose whilst cooking nude?
labsnabys | November 1, 2007 at 1:35 am
The photo captions are only slightly cheesier than the pictures themselves.
Cara | November 1, 2007 at 8:41 am
These photos have been around for a few years – a friend emailed them to me ages ago. Definitely hot, but nothing new.
wally | November 1, 2007 at 10:58 am
They’re from Austrlian Cosmo… or Cleo… from, like, 2002.