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I thought that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were made for one another, both being insane and attention-craving together.

But despite nobody seeing divorce papers or anything of the sort, Pratt has said the reason for their split – which is real – is because he’s a fame whore.

“We love each other but I’m a fame whore and I’ll never grow out of it,” Pratt tells PEOPLE. “[Heidi] knows that and doesn’t want that.”

Are you kidding me? Why did she totally transmorph her body then?

“I want every kind of press,” he says. “She believes in bad press. There’s no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. She just wants to hike and hang out and be calmer.”

His latest endeavor? “I’m an artist now. I have an easel and everything. I’m going for an art show and a gallery.” Or he’s going to be a serial killer, which is what it appears like in the gallery below when he goes out to buy a gun. This person is insane. Beware. That is all.