“Will You Accept This Rose-Shaped Wart from Me?”

June 29th, 2007 // 6 Comments

The National Enquirer spoke with an inside source, who revealed that an incredible amount of possible female candidates being considered to win the heart of “The Bachelor,” have been rejected due to them testing positive for an STD…or two. And apparently, they were usually the most attractive of the bunch, according to producers. The tipster revealed:

“Some of the best looking women have been told recently that they didn’t pass the medical portion of the test due to herpes.”

I have a sneaking suspicion they all just ended up on “Paradise Island,” and lived happily ever after. The end. I’m kidding! Having an STD doesn’t make you a bad person! Auditioning for “The Bachelor” does. Again, kidding! Will you accept this apology from me? SYKE! I was totally judging you. You’re fired.

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Comments (6)

  1. Sinead | June 29, 2007 at 9:45 am

    It’s all Paris’s fault- She started it :-)

  2. Why_Do_I_Care? | June 29, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    Must be nice having all your potential suitors pre-screened and opted-out for you…

    How’s that for reality?

  3. frank | June 29, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    all participants are tested for everything under the sun. it’s so the production company and networks (and everyone else) doesn’t get sued if someone gets herpes (or worse) whilst filming. so figure everyone (except paradisite hotel) is clean as a whistle.

  4. frank | June 29, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    all participants are tested for everything under the sun. it’s so the production company and networks (and everyone else) doesn’t get sued if someone gets herpes (or worse) whilst filming. so figure everyone (except paradisite hotel) is clean as a whistle.

  5. pam | June 30, 2007 at 12:17 am

    lol! this post caught my funny bone… you’re hilarious lisa

  6. hunny child | June 30, 2007 at 5:35 am

    who the fu ck cares?
    they’re all disease-bags anyhoo.

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