wow, i’m just so happy he shared. that’s pretty disgusting.

“There’s no way this won’t sound cocky in print, but, hey, my nickname is Big Wil.”

That’s pretty funny because I call him “Big Douche”.

He’s disgusting. Is this supposed to funny? I dont get it. Or are we supposed to say Wow, you’re cool for killing a cow BIG WIL!

Huh???? Hitting a cow on the head with a hammer, and lifts its back legs……to dating Lindsay Lohan.

In a surreal way, it kind of makes sense.

His breath must stink from eating soup from a cow head.

Wow, you murder animals, I could not be more impressed!

I wouldn’t kiss him after reading that shit for anything.

What an absolute pig.

Is Wilmer deliberately trying to come across as a pig? Where’s PETA and a bucket of blood when you need one?

“Big Wil”? I can think of a better term, and while I will not say it lest children see, it is synonymous to “Big Genital-Cranium.”

I was raised on a farm where we butchered our own animals. Sounds pretty normal to me. My grandparents always said that soup made from a cows brain was really good, tho I never tried it. I say go Wil, be proud to have been raised on a farm!

Talk about fan issues. Wilmer is a stud. I slept with him… while he may not have a cock of noteworthy stature… actually, it ain’t even 3 inches long… I must say, when he has my balls in his mouth the last thing I am worried about is whether or not he is well-endowed. He rolls that tongue through my nut-sack hair with such vigor and delight, I recommend a greasy foreigner to everyone, faggot or straight. Slurp, slurp.

What the fuck is wrong with you… why won’t you post my comments? Listen here, poodle-fucker, why don’t you go blow your dad?

Fine… I will reserve my glorious insights for the noble publications of Enquirer and Star magazines. You are such a cunt.