Mariah Carey can always count on one thing – her Christmas album. Even if that bitch never does another thing in her life, that Christmas album she made will go and on just like the Titanic song.

However, Carey is releasing a brand new holiday album, a sequel to her first, entitled Merry Christmas II You. Oh brother!

The album is said to contain the usual covers, as well as a new version of her Christmas classic “All I Want For Christmas Is You” and four new songs, including one called “Oh Santa” – which you can hear after the jump.

Yes, folks, it’s October first and the countdown to Christmas has officially begun. Gulp.