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Woody Allen’s film Vicky Cristina Barcelona opened in Cannes and I’m not exactly sure what Soon-Yi is wearing, but it’s sure not a smile. She and Woody look positively elated. Someone tell them to calm down already.
That dress of hers is fascinating–it’s so sexy Pilgrim. I imagine a stylist attempting to convince her not to wear it, finally giving up and saying, “Fine, but at least let me throw about $500,000 worth of diamonds on you.”
Meanwhile, Star Jones showed up to the event looking like she either wrangled her ladies into a hell of a supportive bra, or got herself a special little consolation prize of new boobies to help her cope with the loss of her gay husband.
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10 more photos of Penelope Cruz, Rebecca Hall, Star Jones, Woody Allen and Soon-Yi from the Cannes premiere of Vicky Christina Barcelona after the jump.
Photos: Flynet/BauerGriffinOnline
Soon-Yi is still as “special-looking” as ever.
thats just nasty.