You Want Robert Pattinson’s Sperm? Here You Go!

August 4th, 2009 // Leave a Comment

Very often during the day I find myself thinking, “I want to have Robert Pattinson‘s baby. I wish I had his sperm.” Now that problem has been solved for me! Croybank sperm bank is now offering a new feature: sperm from celebrity look-a-likes. So it won’t be Robert, but it’ll be Robert’s identical twin! We hope.

YourTango does bring up some problems with the otherwise genius plan. First of all, you don’t get to see a picture of the sperm donor, so someone could totally lie about what they look like. “Hi! I look like George Clooney!” No, you look like Jonah Hill.

Cryobank sperm bank is located in Los Angeles; so all those celeb-obsessed women who shouldn’t be mothers can now start popping them out like popcorn. Although, you should keep in mind that a mother’s genes play a big part in making attractive celebrity children. Would Suri Cruise be as cute if her mother wasn’t Katie Holmes and her father Tom Cruise? I think not.

And there is always the chance for ugly offspring. Celebs can have ugly babies too. You don’t believe me? Just look through some baby photos and I’ll prove it to you.

If all of this sounds fine to you, then go ahead and get you some celeb look-a-like sperm! And send me pictures of the baby! I’d love to see if it’s attractive or not.

Gallery Info: A round up of photos of Robert Pattinson on the set of Remember Me.

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