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Girlish coquette Zac Efron has realized the next step in his dream of becoming a couture model – the cover of Teen Vogue! The young babydyke is this close to posing on the runways of Paris in that couture pose I learned about on ANTM! He’s going to want to put his hands on his hips while dressed in a John Galliano gown and sort of bend forward and look anguished like he has menstrual cramps. I know he can do it!

In the accompanying interview, defensively assed Zac talks about what it’s like to slowly transition into being a woman. Ok, he actually addressed how tough fame is. But I’d much rather hear about the surgical procedure to remove his “candy.”

“You don’t realize until it’s [anonymity] gone, but it is so important to feel normal,” he says. “I’m growing up
under a magnifying glass, and I just try to rise above it and live my
life. I’m not going to complain. But it’s something I’m learning to cope with.”

You better not complain. 1,000s of intersexed teenagers would KILL to be where you are today! Instead they’re hustling on the streets! Can you tell I’ve been watching Paris is Burning on YouTube WAY too much lately? Shake the dice and steal the rice!

Click any image to view all 25+ photos of Zac Efron in the gallery!

Girlish coquette Zac Efron has realized the next step in his dream of becoming a couture model – the cover of Teen Vogue! The young babydyke is this close to posing on the runways of Paris in that couture pose I learned about on ANTM! He’s going to want to put his hands on his hips while dressed in a John Galliano gown and sort of bend forward and look anguished like he has menstrual cramps. I know he can do it!In the accompanying interview, defensively assed
Zac talks about what it’s like to slowly transition into being a woman.
Ok, he actually addressed how tough fame is. But I’d much rather hear
about the surgical procedure to remove his “candy.”"You don’t realize until it’s [anonymity] gone, but it is so important to feel normal,” he says. “I’m growing up
under a magnifying glass, and I just try to rise above it and live my
life. I’m not going to complain. But it’s something I’m learning to cope with.”You
better not complain. 1,000s of intersexed teenagers would KILL to be
where you are today! Instead they’re hustling on the streets! Can you
tell I’ve been watching Paris is Burning on YouTube WAY too much lately? Shake the dice and steal the rice!Check out all 25+ photos of Zac Efron in the gallery!