Zach Braff Getting Too Big For His Britches?

March 21st, 2007 // 5 Comments

It seems that Zach Braff has metamorphosed from the charmingly awkward Hollywood outsider into a completely self-aware, dime-a-dozen La La Land blowhard. According to Star magazine, Braff’s popularity on “Scrubs,” along with his subsequent raise, has had the result that his “ego has gotten really bloated.”

“Zach used to be the most humble, unassuming guy,” a source close to him explains.

However, all the success has done gone to Zach’s pretty little head.

“It’s most obvious in his approach to women. He now waltzes into the hip nightclubs and immediately sets his sights on the most beautiful women. Zach is a great guy underneath the bluster, but he’s no Brad Pitt!” the source added.

This scenario reminds me so much of those guests on Ricki Lake who would show up to best their bullies from high school, having had lost a bunch of weight and now dressed in tiny, slutty outfits to go, “You sucked for being an ass! Now look at me, I’m the ass!” Only, please imagine that I didn’t imply that Zach is traipsing around in tiny, slutty clothes. Unless he is.

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Comments (5)

  1. Gossip Guru | March 21, 2007 at 8:17 am

    I guess he can do that, becuase he is hung like a mule. A close friend of mine, is one of the beautiful women he has approached and banged, and she had nothing but “huge” compliments for this guy.

  2. mike | March 21, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    I’d be willing to bet the above commmenter is Zach’s publicist or Zach himself.

  3. Lavinia | March 21, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    I think Zach is cute… Definitely not a Hollywood hottie, but still cute…

  4. Kourtni | March 24, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Didn’t you see him on Punk’d? So damn concerned over his Porche & threatening to beat up 9 yr olds. He wasn’t even that popular then. This diva thing has been a long time coming.

  5. katie | March 25, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    this makes me sad!! he seems like such a nice guy!! ughhhh

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