Laissez bon temps rouler! Whether you’re into Dry January or already counting down the days to Mardi Gras, Crescent Canna has a new way to celebrate – no hangover required. Just in time for Carnival season, the New Orleans–based, top-selling THC hemp beverage brand has launched Parade Punch Recovery THC Seltzer, a festive new flavor inspired by the color, culture, and carefree spirit of Mardi Gras.
Created as a joyful alternative to alcohol, Parade Punch is designed for revelers everywhere who want to keep the party going without the next-day regret. Made with federally legal, hemp-derived THC, it’s available nationwide and comes in stackable 5 mg and 10 mg THC doses, making it easy to customize your vibe.
This isn’t just a pretty can, even though the vibrant design, inspired by classic Mardi Gras hues, certainly sets the mood. Each bubbly sip delivers a sweet-tart punch of passionfruit, strawberry, and citrus, striking a satisfying balance that goes beyond the barely-there flavor of traditional seltzers. It’s not overly sweet, but it’s flavorful enough to feel indulgent, which is exactly what you want when celebrating.
Parade Punch is also infused with vitamin C, vitamin B12, iron, potassium, calcium, and a splash of caffeine, making it a true “revelry recovery” drink. About 15 minutes in, the THC gently kicks in with a light, happy buzz that is energizing rather than overwhelming. The effect feels more like catching beads from a passing float than getting lost in the crowd: upbeat, social, and fun. It genuinely made me want to grab a slice of King Cake, order some beignets, and turn up the jazz.
The launch taps into the growing demand for non-alcoholic, functional, better-for-you beverages that still feel festive and social. According to Crescent Canna CEO Joe Gerrity, Dry January isn’t about avoiding all intoxicants; it’s about rethinking alcohol. That mindset is reflected in recent survey data showing 77% of Crescent Canna drinkers reduced their alcohol use, while 21% quit entirely, choosing THC seltzers as a zero-alcohol, low-calorie alternative.
With Parade Punch, Crescent Canna proves you don’t need alcohol to celebrate big. So, whether you’re skipping the booze, pacing yourself through Carnival season, or just looking for a more joyful way to sip, this is one parade you’ll want to join.
Join the party and order Parade Punch Recovery THC Seltzer now at the Crescent Canna website – and let the good vibes roll.
