A few nibbly things from some of our favorite websites that we think you might enjoy or would like to nibble on, so to speak.
Paramount’s musical biopic Better Man, featuring a CGI monkey portraying British singer Robbie Williams, struck all the wrong notes with a meager $1 million from 1,291 venues, despite having a smaller screen count than the typical nationwide release. [Celebitchy]
When you date your brother’s doppelganger – Ariana Grande edition. [omg blog]
Neil Gaiman was accused of decades-long abuse in an alarming report. [Pajiba]
Real Housewives of Orange County star Gina Kirchenheiter is donating her real estate services to LA wildfire victims. [Reality Tea]
Instacouple, Max Emerson and Andres Camilo have decided to separate. [Boy Culture]
Everyone, including California Governor Gavin Newsom seems to be tired of Elon Musk‘s bullshit lies. [TMZ]
Joshua Jackson is feeling very lucky despite his home being destroyed in the Pacific Palisades fire. [THR]
Beyonce‘s BeyGOOD foundation has donated $2.5 million to the LA Fire Relief Fund to assist families. [Billboard]
Meghan Markle has delayed the premiere of her Netflix show, With Love, Meghan, due to the LA wildfires. [Variety]
It looks like Zendaya and Tom Holland are on the same page regarding kids! Whew! [Harper’s Bazaar]
Please release Rob Lowe’s cocaine-fueled Toto demo. [Vulture]
JD Vance says that January 6 participants who committed violence “obviously” shouldn’t be pardoned. [AP]
Despite all the efforts to suppress it, Jack Smith‘s report on Donald Trump‘s election interference will be released after all. [NBC News]
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