Despite being a great movie, Robbie Williams' Better Man bombs at the box office

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Paramount’s musical biopic Better Man, featuring a CGI monkey portraying British singer Robbie Williams, struck all the wrong notes with a meager $1 million from 1,291 venues, despite having a smaller screen count than the typical nationwide release. [Celebitchy]

When you date your brother’s doppelganger – Ariana Grande edition. [omg blog]

Neil Gaiman was accused of decades-long abuse in an alarming report. [Pajiba]

Real Housewives of Orange County star Gina Kirchenheiter is donating her real estate services to LA wildfire victims. [Reality Tea]

Instacouple, Max Emerson and Andres Camilo have decided to separate. [Boy Culture]

Everyone, including California Governor Gavin Newsom seems to be tired of Elon Musk‘s bullshit lies. [TMZ]

Joshua Jackson is feeling very lucky despite his home being destroyed in the Pacific Palisades fire. [THR]

Beyonce‘s BeyGOOD foundation has donated $2.5 million to the LA Fire Relief Fund to assist families. [Billboard]

Meghan Markle has delayed the premiere of her Netflix show, With Love, Meghan, due to the LA wildfires. [Variety]

It looks like Zendaya and Tom Holland are on the same page regarding kids! Whew! [Harper’s Bazaar]

Please release Rob Lowe’s cocaine-fueled Toto demo. [Vulture]

JD Vance says that January 6 participants who committed violence “obviously” shouldn’t be pardoned. [AP]

Despite all the efforts to suppress it, Jack Smith‘s report on Donald Trump‘s election interference will be released after all. [NBC News]

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Travis Kelce described himself as “a guy that can’t really read that well” [Celebitchy]
Andrew Scott is serving it in a cropped, sleeveless top. [Go Fug Yourself]
Nip/Tuck and Fantastic Four star Julian McMahon has passed away at 56. [Boy Culture]
The cable company founded by Dr. Evil, er, Dr. Phil, has filed for bankruptcy. [Pajiba]
Frankie Grande is set to perform at the 2025 Attitude PRIDE Awards Europe. [Kenneth in the 212]