The Real Housewives of New York City is returning, and you can bet your sparkliest Jovani that the 13th season will be one to remember.
Premiering May 4, 2021, the new season introduces a new Housewife, new costume parties, and new Big Apple dramas — all teased in the first trailer.
In true RHONY fashion, the clip featured lots and lots of nudity. All the ladies, even the 64-year-old Ramona, parade around topless, in only nipple pasties. They also paint a nude model who has a “dick bigger than his balls.”
In the trailer, Williams, the first Black cast member, takes offense to Ramona referring to her employees working a party as “the help.”
When Ramona mixes up the names of the employees, she says to herself, “Ugh, I get my help wrong.” However, Eboni overhears it, repeats it to Leah McSweeney and confronts Ramona at the dinner table.
“The ‘help’ comment was a little triggering for me,” Eboni explains, as Ramona fires back, “Here’s to ‘hospitality assistance.'”
But Ramona isn’t the only Housewife to fall in Eboni’s line of fire, as the attorney, broadcaster, and producer announces she has “more education” than any of the other women.
“Don’t come into my house and tell me I don’t have an education,” shouts Luann de Lesseps. Eboni claps back, “I can leave your house Lu!”
The ladies then put their two-cents in on Luann’s new relationship with a trainer named Garth, take a trip to Salem where a spooky séance occurs and begin to lose their cool on each other.
One battle gets so intense, production is called to step in as the glass case holding a fire extinguisher is shattered.
Brace yourselves for a very bumpy ride.
Watch the Season 13 Real Housewives of New York City trailer