Highlights
- Tom Brady crashed Kevin Hart’s Netflix roast with a brutal jab about Hart’s 2017 affair.
- Brady winked at Hart’s wife Eniko onstage: “What’s up, girl?”
- Payback for Hart’s vicious 2024 roast of Brady, where he said “F— you” seven times.
Payback’s a beach — and it has seven Super Bowl rings.
Tom Brady ambushed Kevin Hart at the comedian’s Netflix roast Sunday night (May 10, 2026), dragging the funnyman for his 2017 cheating scandal in front of a packed house at the Kia Forum in Inglewood, Calif.
The retired quarterback strolled onstage with zero chill and even less mercy, wasting no time before going straight for Hart’s marriage.
“All right, this won’t take long, because, as you guys know, I’m a busy man,” Brady, 48, deadpanned. “But I do have a few words for you before I return to my affairs in Las Vegas.”
Then came the kill shot.
“Oh, wait, I’m talking about affairs in Las Vegas. Was that off? Not supposed to talk about affairs in Vegas? I think I broke another rule. F— it. I talked about it!”
The crowd lost it — and so did Hart’s wife, Eniko Parrish Hart, who was watching from the audience as her husband got cooked.
If you forgot, Hart, 46, copped to cheating on a then-pregnant Eniko during a Vegas trip back in 2017. He owned up to the scandal on New York’s Power 105.1, admitting he had made “a bad error in judgment” and hoping his wife could forgive him. The couple has since patched things up and now share two kids.
But Brady wasn’t done. Not even close.
“Kevin, you took a lot of shots at my family in the roast. But I’m too classy to go after your beautiful wife. Or am I?” the seven-time Super Bowl champ taunted. “What’s up, girl?” he added, turning to Eniko, 41.
This was personal — and everyone in the building knew it. Two years ago, Hart served as roastmaster at Netflix’s The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady, where he absolutely torched the QB over his split from supermodel ex Gisele Bündchen and reportedly said “F— you” to Brady seven times.
Hart practically begged for the rematch before Brady even appeared, telling the audience, “I’m gonna tell you right now, it’s gonna be way better than the Brady roast.”
“The reason why is because I’m not a bitch. Tom is a bitch,” Hart ranted, per Variety. “Tom sat there the whole time with the f—ing white man’s face…He was a f—ing bitch.”
Cue Brady, walking out from backstage like an action movie villain.
“Jesus, do you ever shut the f— up?” the QB fired back. “Have you even left the Forum, or have you just been here screaming into that mic the last two years waiting for daddy to come home? Well, unlike your real dad, I actually showed up.”
He then handed Hart a child-sized New York Knicks jersey, cracked that it was “newborn size,” and called the “Ride Along” star a “f—ing Hobbit.”
Tom Brady showed up for revenge at The Roast of Kevin Hart. #KevinHartRoast pic.twitter.com/usaH8MHIVs
— Netflix (@netflix) May 11, 2026Comic Jeff Ross had teased the whole night to The Daily Beast as a revenge tour with “no holds barred.” He wasn’t kidding.
The stacked lineup of roasters also included Chelsea Handler, Pete Davidson, Tiffany Haddish, Draymond Green, Tony Hinchliffe, Regina Hall, Sheryl Underwood, and Na’im Lynn — but it was Brady who delivered the night’s most jaw-dropping moment.
Consider the GOAT score officially settled.
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