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Colin Farrell thinks the crotch on his âBatmanâ action figure is âtoo ampleâ.
The 45-year-old actor stars in Matt Reevesâ âThe Batmanâ as villain The Penguin alongside Robert Pattinson in the title role as the DC Comics superhero, Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman and Paul Dano as Riddler, and he has jokingly complained that the pelvic area on his toy likeness is âall wrongâ.
He said: âThe eyebrows are in the neighbourhood. I look like Iâm wearing a sumo thing. The crotch is all wrong. Far too ample.â
During an appearance on âThe Late Late Show with James Cordenâ alongside Patrick Stewart, host James then pulled out out an action figure depicting Patrick as his âStar Trekâ alter-ego Captain Picard, praising the rear of the mini space traveller.
James said: âWhat I like on this guy is the a**. Look at the a** on that guy! Itâs like a separate a**, itâs like an extra additional a**!â
After Colin quipped that his action figureâs derriere was âtoo flatâ, Patrick asked Colin to turn his own figure around so he could examine them both, with Patrickâs mini-me appearing to be considerably more âpertâ.
Colin said: âWho made this genius rendering of my a**? Itâs very flat, it looks like Iâve been sitting down for 10 years.[Yours is] very pert!â
In response, Patrick joked that he had âno ideaâ as the pair questioned who had designed such figurines.
Patrick said: âI swear to you I didnât know!â
Prompting James to say with a laugh: âYeah you did. Look at that tight peach!â
Elsewhere in the interview, the trio discussed how Patrickâs former co-star William Shatner had trekked into space for real on Jeff Bezosâ Blue Origin rocket and James asked Patrick would ever do the same.
Patrick replied: âYeah, Iâve thought about it ⊠I think I would pass!â




