John Mayer’s Angelina Jolie Blowjob Joke

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A Rolling Stone interview with a precocious John Mayer back in 2006 had him telling the interviewer a joke heโ€™d thought up about his future girlfriendโ€™s ex-husband.

At the time, Mayer was dating Jessica Simpson and said the following:

โ€œEveryone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie.โ€

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โ€œI think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish?โ€

โ€œYou have nothing leftโ€“just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, โ€˜You greedy motherfucker, Iโ€™ve got nothing for you.'โ€

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Ha! I love it. I bet when he tells it to Jennifer Aniston, she laughs so hard she doesnโ€™t have to her ab workout routine for the day.

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Socialite Life debuted back in 2003. SL Flashback showcases some of our favorite content from years past. This article was originally published on February 20, 2009.