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John Mayer’s Angelina Jolie Blowjob Joke

John Mayer’s Angelina Jolie Blowjob Joke

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A Rolling Stone interview with a precocious John Mayer back in 2006 had him telling the interviewer a joke he’d thought up about his future girlfriend’s ex-husband.

At the time, Mayer was dating Jessica Simpson and said the following:

“Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie.”

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“I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish?”

“You have nothing left–just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.'”

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Ha! I love it. I bet when he tells it to Jennifer Aniston, she laughs so hard she doesn’t have to her ab workout routine for the day.

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Socialite Life debuted back in 2003. SL Flashback showcases some of our favorite content from years past. This article was originally published on February 20, 2009.

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