A Rolling Stone interview with a precocious John Mayer back in 2006 had him telling the interviewer a joke heโd thought up about his future girlfriendโs ex-husband.
At the time, Mayer was dating Jessica Simpson and said the following:
โEveryone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie.โ

โI think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish?โ
โYou have nothing leftโjust Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, โYou greedy motherfucker, Iโve got nothing for you.'โ

Ha! I love it. I bet when he tells it to Jennifer Aniston, she laughs so hard she doesnโt have to her ab workout routine for the day.
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