The Five — Kendall Roy, The Vivienne, JoJo Siwa, A Sterilized Hippo Suit, and Kristin Cavallari

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Kendall Roy Succession rap

This is The Five, our weekday rundown of five things that we are loving, can’t wait for, are truly obsessed with, or are worthy of a little shade!

Today in The Five, we are featuring Kendall Roy‘s Succession rap, The Vivienne‘s debut single, JoJo Siwa loses her ponytail, a sterilized hippo suit and the ending of Very Cavallari.

ONE: Kendall’s Succession Rap Is Officially Released

“Yo, bitches be catty, but the king’s my daddy,” he rapped. “Rock all the haters while we go roll a ’rati / Squiggle on the decks, Kenny on the rhyme / And Logan big ballin’ on Hamptons time.”

Thank you, HBO!

TWO: The Vivienne’s Debut Single

“Tonight” has finally arrived! Watch the lyric video and listen below.

THREE: JoJo Siwa Loses the Bow

I mean, she is 17-years-old.

FOUR: A Sterilized Hippo Suit

You’ve gotta get creative when visiting nursing homes these days!

FIVE: Kristin Cavallari Ends Very Cavallari after three seasons.

She said in a statement shared to Instagram: “As I start this new chapter in my life, I have decided not to continue with Very Cavallari.”

Please light a candle.

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