The Five — Solo Doggy Fetch, Score With an Assist, Monkey Itch, A Thoughtful Pup, and The Great Cat Escape

1 Min Read
Lindsay Lohan Paper magazine
Jeff Bark for PAPER

This is The Five, our run down five things that make us laugh or smile, are passionate about, are obsessed with, can’t wait for, are truly inspirational, or are worthy of a little (or a lot of) shade.

Today in The Five, we are featuring a solo doggy fetch, score with an assist, monkey itch, a thoughtful pup, and the great cat escape.

ONE

Solo Doggy Fetch

One must learn to entertain one’s self.

TWO

Score! With an Assist

Things work themselves out.

THREE

Monkey Itch

https://twitter.com/wendywoo_g/status/1300509676359094279

Get my ear too, please.

FOUR

A Thoughtful Pup

Nope, you gotta keep covered up.

FIVE

The Great Cat Escape

https://twitter.com/jadedcreative/status/1300497634906509313

Sneaky little guy.


  • Bunnie Xo Made Out With a 24-Year-Old Reality Star at Estranged Husband Jelly Roll’s Bar [Celebitchy]
  • Chanel Is Going to Make Kristen Stewart Dress Like a Couture Scarecrow [Go Fug Yourself]
  • Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter Front the Summer 2026 Issue, With Akriila and Jane Remover Spotlighted as Artists to Watch [Kenneth in the 212]
  • Peppa Pig and Clairo is the Funniest Pop Girlie Beef of 2026 [Pajiba]
  • Only When She's Dancing: A Review of Madonna's Confessions II [Boy Culture]