A few nibbly things from some of our favorite websites that we think you might enjoy or would like to nibble on, so to speak.
Calvin Harris promotes his new album with sweaty, shirtless thirst traps. [omg blog]
Henry Cavill and Natalie Viscuso have welcomed their first child. [Celebitchy]
Let Ke Huy Quan play a villain if he wants to. [Pajiba]
Severance‘s Britt Lower will go there. [Go Fug Yourself]
Shannon Beador breaks her silence on Alexis Bellino’s RHOC exit with a shady reunion throwback. [Reality Tea]
Cecile Richards, former president of Planned Parenthood, dies at 67. [The Guardian]
The Village People, er, one Village Person, and some scabs perform for Donald Trump. [Boy Culture]
Elon Musk-focused news site, Musk News, is set to launch. [NPR]
It seems as if Ted Lasso season 4 may actually be filming right now. [Deadline]
The Menendez brothers cannot seem to catch a break. Their sentencing has been postponed due to the raging LA wildfires. [THR]
Aaron Rodgers sure does seem to have a hardon for RFK Jr. [The Huffington Post]
What is going on with Paul Mescal and Gracie Abrams? [Daily Mail]
Justin Baldoni is sure loving his “fans” adoration. This is just so bizarre to me. [The Blast]
TikTok restored after “Trump’s efforts.” Which were what, seeing that he was not actually President yet. TikTok was down for just eight hours. The only reason TikTok was down was so it could be taken down and restored, and then Trump could be made the hero for restoring it. TikTokers, you got played. [NYT – gifted]
Donald Trump’s incoming press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, once claimed that Democrats execute babies in hospitals. So, yeah, believe everything she’s gonna say from her podium. [PinkNews]
BLUESKY NIBBLE
This executive order is going to be one HUGE legal battle because it is illegal.
PAGE SIX LAUREN SANCHEZ FAWNING NIBBLE
Once again, Page Six gives Lauren Sanchez so free and fawning fluffy press coverage.
MAGA NIBBLE
All the celebrities who willingly attended Donald Trump’s inauguration.
Jeff Bezos, Lauren Sanchez, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Conor McGregor, Theo Von (I had to look him up), Joe Rogan, Rupert Murdoch, and RFK Jr.
VIDEO NIBBLE
Influencers are idiots.
VIDEO NIBBLE
What this day should really be all about.
