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Christina Aguilera Loves Penis Puppetry

Christina Aguilera Loves Penis Puppetry

Christina Aguilera 2010 MTV Movie Awards - Arrivals

It turns out that Christina Aguilera doesn’t exclusively appreciate the art of music. She also appreciates the art of Penis Puppetry…yes, you read that correctly.

Christina, along with fellow-mom and penis-lover Nicole Richie, attended Puppetry of Penis at the Coast Playhouse in West Hollywood on Tuesday night.

What exactly does this show entail, you ask? Well, male performers indulge the audience in some “dick tricks” (some entitled “weed snipper,” “baby bird,” and “Loch Ness Monster”)…I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.

Christina Aguilera 2010 MTV Movie Awards - Show
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But don’t be fooled–this show actually won a Tony Award! Plus… what’s wrong with indulging in a little penis every now and again? Christina deserves it after working tirelessly on her long-anticipated album.

Christina previewed 18 seconds of her upcoming single entitled “Not Myself Tonight” via her website on Friday.

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The full single will debut on March 30th, from her new album Bionic. Collaborators include Goldfrapp, Sia, Ladytron, Santigold, and Le Tigre; sounds amazing if you’re a pop junkie like me!

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“It is something I don’t think anyone will expect,” Aguilera said. The album will include “electronic and organic elements with subject matter ranging from playful to introspective.”

Christina Aguilera 'Burlesque' Premiere in Madrid
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But don’t worry… she is still sticking to her penis-loving xXxDiRtYxXx roots. The first single includes quite a few F-Bombs.

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