Christina Aguilera Loves Penis Puppetry

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Christina Aguilera 2010 MTV Movie Awards - Arrivals
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It turns out that Christina Aguilera doesnโ€™t exclusively appreciate the art of music. She also appreciates the art of Penis Puppetryโ€ฆyes, you read that correctly.

Christina, along with fellow-mom and penis-lover Nicole Richie, attended Puppetry of Penis at the Coast Playhouse in West Hollywood on Tuesday night.

What exactly does this show entail, you ask? Well, male performers indulge the audience in some โ€œdick tricksโ€ (some entitled โ€œweed snipper,โ€ โ€œbaby bird,โ€ and โ€œLoch Ness Monsterโ€)โ€ฆIโ€™ll leave the rest to your imagination.

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But donโ€™t be fooledโ€“this show actually won a Tony Award! Plusโ€ฆ whatโ€™s wrong with indulging in a little penis every now and again? Christina deserves it after working tirelessly on her long-anticipated album.

Christina previewed 18 seconds of her upcoming single entitled โ€œNot Myself Tonightโ€ via her website on Friday.

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The full single will debut on March 30th, from her new album Bionic. Collaborators include Goldfrapp, Sia, Ladytron, Santigold, and Le Tigre; sounds amazing if youโ€™re a pop junkie like me!

โ€œIt is something I donโ€™t think anyone will expect,โ€ Aguilera said. The album will include โ€œelectronic and organic elements with subject matter ranging from playful to introspective.โ€

Christina Aguilera 'Burlesque' Premiere in Madrid
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But donโ€™t worryโ€ฆ she is still sticking to her penis-loving xXxDiRtYxXx roots. The first single includes quite a few F-Bombs.

Socialite Life debuted back in 2003. SL Flashback showcases some of our favorite content from years past. This article was originally published on March 27, 2010.