The Five — Diane Keaton’s Fork Quest, John Lewis, a Surprise, a Dog & a Burrito, and Father’s Gift

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Diane Keaton’s Fork Quest

This is The Five, our run down five things that we are passionate about, loving, are truly obsessed with, can’t wait for, give us a laugh, are truly inspirational, or are worthy of a little (or a lot of) shade.

Today in The Five, we are featuring Diane Keaton in need of a fork, John Lewis body surfing, an amazing surprise, a dog eating a burrito, and a father’s gift.

ONE

Diane Keaton Needs a Fork

Where does she keep her forks?


TWO

John Lewis Body Surfing

I mean. What a legend.


THREE

An Amazing Surprise

https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1284616509906661377

The look of shock on the nurse’s face is priceless.


FOUR

Burrito Time

https://twitter.com/dannyderaney/status/1284883502844874752

Who doensn’t love a good burrito?


FIVE

Don’t Cry

You cried, right?



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