The Five — Donald Trump Is an Idiot, a Champagne Disaster, Principal “Can’t Touch This,” Tumblers, and a Mini Bruce Lee

This is The Five, our run down five things that we are passionate about, loving, are truly obsessed with, can’t wait for, give us a laugh, are truly inspirational, or are worthy of a little (or a lot of) shade.

Today in The Five, we are featuring Donald Trump is an idiot, a champagne disaster, Principal “Can’t Touch This,” tumblers, and a Mini Bruce Lee.

ONE

Donald Trump Can’t Even Answer a Basic Question

Kudos to Jonathan Swan for asking the follow-up questions.

TWO

A Champagne Disaster

Not the champers!

THREE

Can’t Touch This

Well done, sir!

FOUR

Tumblers

I have no idea what is going on here?

FIVE

Mini Bruce Lee

Holy crap!