The Five — Donald Trump Is an Idiot, a Champagne Disaster, Principal “Can’t Touch This,” Tumblers, and a Mini Bruce Lee

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Donald Trump Is an Idiot

This is The Five, our run down five things that we are passionate about, loving, are truly obsessed with, can’t wait for, give us a laugh, are truly inspirational, or are worthy of a little (or a lot of) shade.

Today in The Five, we are featuring Donald Trump is an idiot, a champagne disaster, Principal “Can’t Touch This,” tumblers, and a Mini Bruce Lee.

ONE

Donald Trump Can’t Even Answer a Basic Question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaaTZkqsaxY

Kudos to Jonathan Swan for asking the follow-up questions.


TWO

A Champagne Disaster

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1290734946504638471

Not the champers!


THREE

Can’t Touch This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeAN8Xxz0q4

Well done, sir!


FOUR

Tumblers

I have no idea what is going on here?


FIVE

Mini Bruce Lee

https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1290650822641102855?s=21

Holy crap!



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