Martha Stewart Speaks From Beyond Prison Walls

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Martha Stewart seems to be doing fine, however, she does refer to prison as camp (even though the official title of her new dwelling is Federal Prison Camp – I think it’s more prison than camp).

Dear Friends,

I have been told that more than 2.5 million of you have visited marthatalks.com since last Friday when I self-surrendered in the pre-dawn darkness to F.P.C. (Federal Prison Camp) Alderson in Alderson, West Virginia. I am touched by this outpouring of support.

The camp is fine; it is pretty much what I anticipated. The best news — everyone is nice — both the officials and my fellow inmates. I have adjusted and am very busy. The camp is like an old-fashioned college campus — without the freedom, of course.

This article was originally published on October 16, 2004.

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