Kelly Clarkson admitted onstage that she is regretfully heterosexual.
While performing at Planet Hollywood’s Bakkt Theater in Las Vegas, where she has a limited residency, she spotted a fan in the crowd holding up a sign that they got a “hall pass” from their girlfriend to get with Kelly.
The only snag in the plan? The sign holder is a woman, and while she and her girlfriend are clearly super open-minded, sadly, Clarkson doesn’t swing that way. “If I was into chicks…,” she told the fan, nodding, “I’d take you up on it.”
“I just unfortunately like dicks,” she added, straight into the microphone.
Clarkson’s Chemistry residency in Vegas accompanies her recent album of the same name, which she wrote amid her divorce from her husband of seven years Brandon Blackstock.
She and the talent manager married in 2013 but announced their divorce in 2020. The pair share two children: River Rose, nine, and Remy, seven.
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