Robert Pattinson Is Spending His Time in Quarantine Microwaving Pasta

Robert Pattinson Sydney Photocall

Like the majority of us, Robert Pattinson seems to be getting extremely bored during quarantine.

While he was prepping to play Batman, he’s now spending his days microwaving pasta. In a new interview with GQ, Pattinson details how he’s surviving.

Pattinson and his girlfriend, Suki Waterhouse, are quarantined in London, and it seems that Rob does not know how to cook.

Pattinson: Yesterday I was just googling, I was going on YouTube to see how to microwave pasta. [laughs]

GQ: That’s not a thing.

Pattinson: Put it in a bowl and microwave it. That is how to microwave pasta. And also it really, really isn’t a thing. It’s really actually quite revolting. But I mean, who would have thought that it actually makes it taste disgusting?

GQ: How are you actually surviving?

Pattinson: I’m essentially on a meal plan for Batman. Thank God. I don’t know what I’d be doing other than that. But I mean, yeah, other than—I can survive. I’ll have oatmeal with, like, vanilla protein powder on it. And I will barely even mix it up. It’s extraordinarily easy. Like, I eat out of cans and stuff. I’ll literally put Tabasco inside a tuna can and just eat it out of the can.

GQ: You’ve been training all your life for this, apparently.

Pattinson: I… It is weird, but my preferences are…just sort of eat like a wild animal. [laughs] Like, out of a trash can.

Robert Pattinson GQ

It seems as if Pattinson has a history with pasta.

In the interview, Pattinson revealed that he had been wondering how to give pasta “the same kind of fast-food credentials as burgers and pizza.” Pattinson allegedly went so far as to brainstorm a type of handheld pasta, as well as a name for his venture: Piccolini Cuscino, which means “little pillow” in Italian.

Pattinson actually pitched his idea to Lele Massimini, the cofounder of sushi hot spot Sugarfish and proprietor of pasta bar Uovo.

See Also
Tenet

“I told him my business plan and his facial expression didn’t even change afterwards,” Pattinson said of the meeting. “Let alone acknowledge what my plan was. There was absolutely no sign of anything from him, literally. And so it kind of put me off a little bit.”

Massimini confirmed the story to GQ, saying, “It’s 100% true, everything he told you.”

So what is the Pattinson-designed pasta sandwich? Well, he actually made it for GQ during his interview. He began by microwaving penne pasta, which he then dumped into foil, which he then smothered in layers of cheese and sugar. “It really needs a sugar crust,” Pattinson explained. He covered the whole thing with a layer of crushed cornflakes (he didn’t have breadcrumbs), then topped it with a hamburger bun, which had been burned with the initials “PC.”

“I’m really trying to sell this company,” Pattinson said. “I’m doing this for my brand.”

What the serious hell?

Robert Pattinson in a Classic Scene From ‘Twilight’


FROM OUR PARTNERS

WATCH: Twister Gets the HONEST TRAILERS Treatment [OMG BLOG]
D.C. Mayor Trolls Trump with Massive Black Lives Matter Mural Near White House, Renames Street: VIDEO [Towleroad]
Magic Johnson Shares Sweet Post for Son EJ’s Birthday [Evil Beet Gossip]
Michael Cimino Opens Up About How His Gay Cousin Inspired Love, Victor [Kenneth in the 212]
Remember THIS Nonsensical Hell Farce?!? [Go Fug Yourself]
“Toxic” Prince Andrew’s Comeback to Royal Life Isn’t Happening, Royal Sources Say [Celebitchy]
Remembering Breonna Taylor 7 Weeks After Her Senseless Killing — On Her Birthday [Boy Culture]


View Comments (0)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

Support Socialite Life when you shop on Amazon using this link or when you click any of our affiliate links. You won’t have to go to the store, and we’ll receive a little commission.

Copyright ©2020, MJP Content Labs, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Scroll To Top
X