Parker Woods Answers the Socialite Seven

The winner of season 4 of The Great BateWorld BateOff!, handsome Parker Woods showcased his self-pleasure skills and took home the title of Master Baitor. In a space often burdened by shame or stigma, his performances were celebrations of queer joy and sexual freedom. “There’s no shame in self-pleasure,” he says. “Whether you use your hands, toys, or suck your own dick like I do—it’s all valid. Be unapologetically queer, unapologetically sexual, unapologetically you.”

Reflecting on his win, Parker shared, “I know some people might think the idea of a masturbation competition sounds silly, but for me, my content is my art. It’s a way to explore and express my sexuality, and to showcase what I can do with my body.”

We put this talented performer and content creator in the hot seat for the latest spicy installment of the Socialite Seven. Get to know this solosexual maverick!

Parker Woods — Photo Credit: Alex Campos

What is your favorite go-to toy right now?

My mouth. I’m just kidding. My Male Rose 3, which actually was featured in the BateOff.

Give me one word to describe your solo style.

One word to describe my solo style? Can it be three words? Can I say do it yourself or DIY for one?

Yes, that works for me! Where has been the most unexpected place that inspiration has struck you?

My former boss’s backyard years ago. It’s a beautiful, huge property. I once filmed an auto fellatio video in my car and another video in the trees.

If your solo aesthetic would be a song, what would the title be?

I’d say “Rocket” by Beyoncé. I would say “Six Inch” by Beyoncé , but she’d have to rename it to “Seven Inch”.

What is the biggest turn-on that always gets you going?

Auto fellatio. And I’m like, okay, there it is. Whether doing it myself or watching others, it never fails me.

What is your favorite way to cool down after an intense session?

I usually sit on the floor and FaceTime a friend.

What is one thing that fans would be surprised to learn about you?

I love to sing. I’m always singing and it keeps me sane.

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